Nice try but it's TRUE:
Essential oils aren’t actually oils

Essential oils don't contain fatty acids like normal oils. They're compounds extracted from the leaves barks, roots and rinds of various plants.

The FALSE answer: Essential Oils Cannot Be Patented 

Essential oils are a product of nature, so they can't be patented. If you see a patent mark on the bottle, it includes manmade ingredients and isn't an essential oil.

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